Sugar, spice, and some things not-so-nice is what is being reported from the scene of the Cupcake Prom, which was the scene of what officials are calling, “The most flagrant act of un-sweetness” they’ve ever seen.
According to investigators at approximately 9:15pm the dance was interrupted by a group of loud and unruly Peanut Butter Crunch Bars.
One shocked chaperone was quoted as saying, “They just stormed in, crunching and crunching! Hooting, hollering! It was awful! It was downright bitter behavior!”
Reports say that while no one was hurt, the mostly under-aged cupcakes were shaken and remained clustered in groups of 6’s and 12’s, seeking safety in numbers. Easily packaged numbers.
Many community members expressed concern as well as anger. “As much as it may seem appropriate, we can’t just sugarcoat this situation,” explained one parent. “We’ve got some serious attitude problems on our hands that need to be dealt with. Frankly I’d like to know where their parents are. If those were my kids I’d scrape their frosting off!”
City officials say they are taking extra care in planning next months Condiment Dance after the decision was made not to cancel the event.
“We’re not going to let a few uncharacteristically unsweetened apples to spoil the bunch.”
