Archive for the 'Pastry Fiction' Category

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

(Read Part 1 HERE)
As Cocoa and Otis prepare for their big class election, the school is in an uproar. Their classmates have already picked which candidate they want to win the election. The school principal does not know what to do. None of the students will concentrate on their schoolwork or participate in any after [...]

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Otis, the crispy oatmeal raisin cookie, rolls into the high school locker room smelling of fresh baked cookie cologne. He wears a purple raisin button polo and baggy jeans. As he sits down on the sticky maple covered bench he notices a flyer for the running of his class president. Otis thinks that he [...]

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Plot goes something like this:
Scoan Wilder, a romance writing Cranberry city scone, receives a treasure map in the mail from her Mixed Berry sister in South America, who was kidnapped by a band of Cinnamon Raisin scones searching for the coveted Cinnamon Struesel that would make them oh so rich (tasting that is). Ms. Wilder [...]

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

In a shocking development, it has been learned that the New York City Treasurer, “Golden” Alan Mintgreenspan, has declared a state of bankruptcy. This news comes as a complete shock to New York legislature and governmental offices, but apparently was a long-time-coming according to Mintgreenspan, who believes it has something to do with “placing [...]

Friday, July 27th, 2007
Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Oh the bright lights and the sound of jackpots! Viva Las Vegas !
This week we were lucky enough to catch up with a showbiz legend, a Vegas staple, and a pure entertainer all rolled into one. The Red Velvet Frog himself, Caramel Torme!
We arranged a sit-down with the entertainment icon to ask him about [...]

Sunday, July 8th, 2007
Sunday, June 17th, 2007

This coming weekend Red Mango is hosting an Open Mic Night in our brand new, super cool, super hip refrigerator. Space is obviously limited so aside from myself, only cupcakes will be granted admission. We’re more than excited for this, as we’ve received definite word that renowned cupcake beat poet, Jack Karrotcake will be with [...]

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

This past weekend’s frosting drive was successful in a big way. A spokesperson for the Red Velvet Cross issued a statement today announcing that over 5,000 cups of frosting had been collected in the massive effort to bolster New York’s strained buttercream reserves.
Concerned cupcakes came out in record numbers, forming around-the-block lines to donate. [...]

Sunday, April 29th, 2007

The night everthing changed began like any other. Friends. Company. Food. A quiet evening.
Enter: cupcakes. Lots of cupcakes. Cupcakes and a boastful friend.
He said he could do it. They bet him he couldn’t.
Two baker’s dozens. One sitting. One glass of milk.
The contest commenced and the course [...]